An Amish job is the act giving a hand job but unlike a normal H.J., the giver must use both hands and must also lubricate the penis using whole cream. The giver then proceeds to massage the penis in a vertical reciprocating motion (resembling the act of churning butter) until the cream that is acting as the lubricant has coagulated and turned into butter. The entire act must be performed in candle light, as the Amish do not use electricity.
When you're finished milking the cows, why don't you use that cream to give me an Amish job?
My Amish Jobs make the best butter.
Watching her churn that cream into butter made me crave an Amish Job.
My Amish Jobs make the best butter.
Watching her churn that cream into butter made me crave an Amish Job.
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Dude, I totally gave Nick an Amish enema last night, good thing he was Amish, he knew exactly how to do it.
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