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krauss krossface
a cockslap that occurs while ejaculating
krauss krossface by E Chubs August 30, 2007
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Raven Krauss
Raven Krauss is a famous - and hot - model, doctor, sex ed teacher, language arts teacher, police officer, drummer, nymphomaniac and vampire of Izzy's imagination.
Sex = Raven Krauss. =) Awfully refered with the slogan 'Doctor Krauss will cure you of your virginity' or 'Doctor Krauss gave my a physical last night.'
Raven Krauss by Izzy March 19, 2005
Alison Krauss
Alison Krauss by Alisonkrauss February 4, 2010
Robbie Krauss
robbie is a little bitch that is broke and has no friends. he is bald on the sides of his head and. has a bunch of hair on the top. he usually looks like a pineapple with his hair. he buys Ella Nilsson food which is very nice of him even tho he is a broke hoe face. robbie is a cow face that plays fortnite on the daily because he believes he is the next ninja on twitch. he has a scent of shit, eggs, butter and a tiny tiny amount of dog piss. no one at his school likes him because he cant play sport to save his life and he isnt able to have showers properly because he is like a little dyslexic child. akways remember all the robbie krauss's you meet in your life stay away cause they smell.
Robbie Krauss by ella nilssssss March 25, 2020
lawrence krauss
a guy who is addicted to space and time and hadron collider and likes arguing with William lane Craig the bible expert
Lawrence krauss: how can god exist there's no real proof and the bible was wrote by iron age peasants who never knew thew the earth orbited the sun........William lane Craig responds: no no no lawrence you got that wrong there is proof from the the people who where around...........Lawrence krauss:but I proved that a universe can come from nothing............lane Craig:your not making sense your saying something came into existence without space and time being there which is not possible!!!!!!!!!!! .......Lawrence:o shit I been rumbled
lawrence krauss by PHRASE giver December 25, 2013
klaussexual
Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him
klaussexual by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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