4 definitions by Jon Gould

amistake

The act of ordering an item from Amazon.com and mistakenly sending it to the wrong addressee.

Today's mail brought yet another amistake to our doorstep--this time we received 3 bags of cat litter that my mom ordered online and mistakenly had sent to us. We don't even have cats!

by Jon Gould May 25, 2014

amistake

The act of ordering an item from Amazon.com and mistakenly sending it to the wrong addressee.

Today's mail brought yet another amistake to our doorstep--this time we received 3 bags of cat litter that my mom ordered online and mistakenly had sent to us. We don't even have cats!

by Jon Gould May 26, 2014

eligibilize

The act of making someone, or a group of people, eligible for something.

If the State would only frickin' eligibilize more children, all children would have health coverage.
-Children's Alliance staffer, Sarah Cherin

by Jon Gould May 23, 2006

abilation

the material that is left behind when something sticky is removed from a surface.

When my son removed the sticker from the wall, he pointed to the stuff that remained on the wall and said, "Look Dad, an abilation."

by Jon Gould March 30, 2006