land one's airbus on her Hudson

1. put one's penis into his girlfriend's vagina after a long, passionate make-out.

2. land an airbus on the Hudson river.

0. "land one's airbus on her Hudson" is appropriate to use especially when the girl's vagina is so wet that it fells like diving into the river or something.

1. Girl: I can't wait anymore. I'd like you to land your airbus on my Hudson right now!
Man: Fasten your seat belt baby!

2. Dude, that US1549 pilot Captain Sullenberger landed the airbus on the Hudson and saved 151 people's life. He's the man of the year!

by disconnectus February 22, 2009

U-Bend Acrobat

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

by rc55 April 16, 2006

Airborne

Hummel's Bitch

Originated in OT WWIIOL.

Airborne belongs to Hummel.

by Rafter August 3, 2004

airbnbeing

Nomadic living -- especially while holding a creative, zen-like, go-with-the-flow world view -- that mostly uses Airbnb style lodging.

I'm just airbnbeing across Canada for the next six months and sketching whatever grabs my attention.

by nondualicious November 14, 2017

anal aerobics

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

by gayferMcqueer January 2, 2014

Acrobat

Application by Adobe for viewing PDF documents in Windows. Necessary for many tasks but generally a pain in the ass because it's bloated and slow.

Fucking damnit all of those motherboard manuals are in .pdf format and I don't have Acrobat installed and I'm on dialup and FUCK

by nezwick August 30, 2006

airborne toxic event

A fart

He let off an airborne toxic event

by Shotgunblue_Ambury January 22, 2009