Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011

Chow Bears

To 'chow bears' is to become very physically tired when exercising. The phrase came about due to the feeling of 'having a bear on your back.' Obviously this would slow you down somewhat and make you feel a bit exhausted. To be 'chowing bears' would be to start feeling this sensation.

Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.

"Wow bro, I'm chowing serious bears after that run!"

"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."

"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"

Or...

"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"

- "Big time bro"

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009

Chow-Hound

Someone who eats other peoples food without permission and shame

Man Terry is such a total Chow-Hound! Always eatin' everyone else's food from the fridge.

by xcb45 July 29, 2014

Chow Gate

Getting your asshole licked.

Lauren likes to chow gate.

by chowwgateee September 25, 2011

bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.

- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.

by Enward September 6, 2005

coon chow

Chinese word for watermelon

What do you say to order Watermelon in a Chinese restaurant? "Coon Chow"

by Mike792 July 12, 2006

bachelor chow

Food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.

A great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.

by Danny B December 17, 2005