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Middleton Spank

A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Middleton Spank.”
by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019
mugGet the Middleton Spankmug.

spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.
When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.
by The Pillager November 5, 2005
mugGet the spank-it-assmug.

Spank Tank

The area of the mind where memories of hot individuals or erotic moments you've experienced are stored and remembered later during masturbation.
Jordan, did you see those girls making out? Bet you'll add that one to the spank tank.
by Peter Urban May 4, 2006
mugGet the Spank Tankmug.

spank shack

a port-a-potty, most commonly known among u.s. troops. it A place to masturbate usually trying to pretend to take a dump or before or after taking a dump.
Damn, I think big sarge jizzed all over this spank shack, i'll use the next one.
by rakkaranger January 15, 2007
mugGet the spank shackmug.

spank nasty

The nastiest spanker alive, AKA TJ.
Damn he was so spank nasty last night. You see him spank that?
by Spanky97 October 21, 2013
mugGet the spank nastymug.

spank bankable

To be attractive and/or alluring enough to be deposited in ones spank bank.
Even though all the women at my new job I are in their 40's they are all spank bankable.
by Rnw124 January 11, 2008
mugGet the spank bankablemug.

Nut Spank

Is a fetish thing to do. You hold the man's cock and take his nutsac and slap it until he tells you the safe word or if he bleeds. It is also used by gays,hetero and sometimes girls with cocks.
Gasser nut spanked his boyfriend will he nut spanked him back.

That hooker was a good nuts spank because she had a cock of her own.
by AJ Khalifa January 11, 2010
mugGet the Nut Spankmug.

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