Safety husband

A male friend you have agreed with to get married to if you’re both single at a certain age

Onumah is my safety husband

by CONAG-O November 2, 2021

Safety Mullet

Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.

Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.

by Grinderson May 16, 2012

safety briefing

My wifes excuse for sniffing smarty dust

No honey; I was not sniffing smarty smarty dust. I was only safety briefing with co-workers.

by HiFuzdelity August 19, 2017

Safety Spear

Basketball. Both the sport and the ball

Tyrone and Lucius are down the park playing safety spear

Safety spear is the top sport in urban areas

Charles Barkley was a great safety spear player.

by Uncle Thor June 26, 2018

Ring of Safety

The thin circle of paper available to put over the toilet seat in a public restroom.

"Dude, I would have gotten herpes from that bathroom if it wasn't for the ring of safety!"

by yellebelle August 21, 2009

cell safety

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.

Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.

by Flo January 14, 2010

safety net

A term used in the game show Deal or No Deal when the majority of low amounts are still in play, but there are two high amounts to justify continuing the game.

Howie Mandel: Now the question is: deal or no deal.
Contestant: $275,000 is life-changing, but the $300,000 and $400,000 boxes are still in play! So I still have my 'safety net'. No deal!!!

by allykatalack August 9, 2010