diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

Phantom Face-diss

Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.

Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.

by conwayTN September 4, 2009

shit diss track

When Hugo Adolfsson makes a rap song.

Hugos made a shit diss track

by Diss God September 1, 2017

Diss Track

A form of a musical hate speech or verbal abuse usually to attack another artist or rapper

I made a diss track on a kid talking shit

by Definition-idiot teen October 29, 2023

Pre-Jew-Diss

The prior state of verbally assaulting jews. The time before it became popular to diss jews. Often confused with the word 'prejudice'.

Don't hit me with that pre-jew-diss!
He is so pre-jew-diss

by HolyGabes April 14, 2021

diss rap

sub genre of “diss track”

made famous in the early 2000 by the street rap community in Vienna

Yo, a sick diss rap you have there!

by Mirjam123 February 9, 2023

diss

a music bit made by people to try and humiliate the other person.
verb
1.
speak disrespectfully to or criticize.
"I don't like her dissing my friends"
noun
1.
disrespectful talk.

person 1: i'll make a diss on you
person 2 flipping off person 1:gtfo Lol no

by 8ax_ May 4, 2018