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Zodiac Stare

When someone has a look on their face that suggests they are about to, or have already, killed someone.

What you call a friend when they look pissed angry at you.

When someone has a thousand yard stare
Hey hank, quite giving me that zodiac stare, I only pissed on your shoes

Hey dude, hank has a mean zodiac stare if he gets pissed
by TheBiggieJ August 15, 2018
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Zodiasexual

A sexual orientation where the individual will only have sex with a person whose Zodiac is respective to the current month of sexual activity.

For example, a Zodiasexual will only have sex in January with people born in January, and so on for February and beyond.

It is considered rape to hit on a Zodiasexual if your birth month does not match the current month.
It's also considered an act of violence to lie about your Zodiac sign in order to attempt to copulate with a Zodiasexual.
Person A: Hey, I was born in May, let's bang!
Person B: Sorry, It's June. You'll have to wait another year. I'm Zodiasexual.
Person A: Huh? Okay... I'll find a normal person.

Person A: I heard you're Zodiasexual. Are the stories really true?
Person B: Hm, sorry - what? I don't speak to non-zodiasexuals.
by Hamehr August 31, 2018
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Zodiac Killer

Slayer of liberal taxes and protector of American freedoms
by #notarepublican October 31, 2018
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zyiarrah

Zyiarrah means outgoing ,sexy, flexible,. and any guy will love to be with her, her outfits are always on point, and her hair stay on point. she is most likely to be a beautiful dark woman with the most rich chocolate skin. also she has curves like a goddess
dang!!! zyiarrah looks "smoking hot" today she thicc....
by thicc sis February 11, 2019
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zodiabug

a bug that is a zodiac
It's a rhino in the sky!
No, that is a zodiabug, spefically heracross.
by goodandbadeveryday December 13, 2019
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Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease
by Freshdumb December 23, 2019
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Zodiac Digger

The act of killing a hiker or bicyclist to later return to their deathsite to find their bone remains.
That fucker doesn't get off the damn road I'm gonna be the zodiac digger and ram that bike up his ass.
by MDIBobRoss January 14, 2020
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