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Zeus

Zeus, lord of all greek gods; and all time chubbo. Zeus lay around eating cheeseburger and lightning fries. Zeus is also the gay pc hacker that has red spots on his ass and plants viruses in pc's while blowing his ass off with a monster case of diarhorea. Zues, is also the all time champion of thing thing.
Zeus: Hey hades!
Hades: WHAT?!
Zeus: Wanna play thing thing? I bet i can beat you.
Hades: Hmmmm, yeh sure.
Zeus: Actually, on second thoughts no. MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!
by OH GOD I NEED A CRAP! May 10, 2009
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zeusbot

oh my god, your so zeusbot
by jessafishy December 17, 2008
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Zeus Mode

When one does something so well that he or she is considered godly at that activity.

You also may be in zeus mode if you have a lot of swag.
"Dude I killed like 12 kids in a row just quickscoping, I was in zeus mode."

"I hit two homeruns and made a diving catch, you could say I was in zeus mode."
by Jack Daniels Sauce February 16, 2012
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Zemus

1)An ownage RuneScape player who likes to use the words "Pns" and "No u" as well as being known to have an unreliable internet connection and uses a very rare language 'moose speak' (2) Also is used to describe someone who loves to eat tortellas.
(1)(Dude1)"ffs dood!, laik i just disconnect & died at rock lobsters wif all my stoof" | "Wow, Get your net fixed you Zemus!" (2)(Guy1) "OMFG DUDE I'M HAVING A TORTELLA FOR LUNCH!" | (Guy2) "Wow, Never knew you were a Zemus"
by Jar_ February 28, 2009
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bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.
i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!
by mrs meister December 4, 2006
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Zeus_1000

A player of Runescape. People tend to like insulting him when they see him on the game.
by Lord of Funorb February 28, 2009
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zeus

woah dude look at that zeus... wow man mad zeus alert.
by Au_glover13 April 26, 2011
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