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Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"
by Zander Lover January 16, 2023
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Zander

A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7
Bro look out there that Zander’s coming
by Zander’s slave October 28, 2019
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Noel Zander

A dude that you can trust an always talk to. He is a beast with a big forehead. Very respectfull and you should adore him. He may seem shy but when you get to know him hes your boy
Omg look its Noel Zander! You better watch out mate or he will roast the shit out of you.
by Jonathan Eriksson December 11, 2016
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Zander

A persons who means, discrimination, ugly, small, no awareness of human life, has a big ego, thinks he cools, and puts everyone else down.

He thinks he so cools while everybody is actually trying to find a way to get rid of him
How do we get rid of Zander
by The Only Opinon January 31, 2020
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Zander

Zander is the coolest person ever. He is the best at everything he does and is very talented.
Wow man, I really wanna be like Zander!
by zander28 April 25, 2022
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by lavai February 5, 2021
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Zander

Slightly queer male who is bad at hiding jt
Oh wow that’s major Zander behavior right there
by Pienuggiez May 12, 2025
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