Zander

the most annoying person in High School Owl House AU'S
(primarily on Wattpad)
or just a tall, blonde sexist jock

"Oh my god it's Zander, the most obnoxious dickhead in the world."

by Rememberthatmomentwhenuflopped August 12, 2025

ryan zander

he likes vivian

damn ryan zander really likes vivian

by joshua2992929292292 October 17, 2025

zander

someone who’s the biggest bully in the whole world

“that zander guy was super mean to me.”
“obviously, his name is zander.”

by briocko March 12, 2023

Zander

Zanders always have to be the strangest and most off putting in the room. They’re very kind and exude Aurizzism. They’re “yes” mans , down for whatever you want. Also super cute in a creature like way.

Dude 1: who the hell is that?
Dude 2: bros strange as hell!!! That’s gotta be a zander

by FaggotGFan March 19, 2023

Pulling a Zander

When someone named Zander takes the longer way to a destination "on purpose"

Look at him pulling a Zander.

by Sasquatch7307 June 29, 2024

Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.

Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"

by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

Zander

Slightly queer male who is bad at hiding jt

Oh wow that’s major Zander behavior right there

by Pienuggiez May 12, 2025