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Xbox Live Division 

A secretive unit of the US Marines made up of mainly 8 to 15 year olds. Its name comes from the unit's favorite pastime: bragging on xbox live. The Xbox Live Division frequently competes with the Army's PSN Corps.
If you kill XxSTR8SN1PERXx again, he and the Xbox Live Division are going to burn your house down.
Xbox Live Division by kmfr November 10, 2010

Xbox kid 

A 12 year old spoils beat who always cries and screams on Xbox live especially on battle royals games
It’s that damn Xbox kid again. I think I can hear his mom telling him to shut the fuck up
Xbox kid by Beatlesfan18 May 30, 2019

xbox enforcement team

Eugene’s that live in there mothers basement and ban innocent Xbox players to make them selfs feel better
Man those damn Xbox enforcement team people banned me again

Xbox Live Dick 

A person of mediocre/ average skill who feels the need to inflate their ego and claim to be good at every game challenged at. They attack unprovoked, throwing insults and curses towards anyone who slightly opposes them or kills them. Once they realize they aren't good enough to defeat a certain player, they resort to racial slurs and babble to annoy the opposing player. An Xbox Live Dick's bio is usually with sentences like " I'm unstoppable at Halo 3" or " I'm MLG at Call of Duty 4" and deragatory remarks towards women. Xbox Live Dicks infest the confines Gears of War 2 and can be easily found anywhere there is an Execution match going on.
*Xbox Live Dick's Bio*
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Whad' up? This is Tre bitches. I play Gears of War 2, Halo 3 and Cal of Duty 4 and destroy noobs all day. I bus' that ass on Gears and I beat up my bitch's coochie all day baby. I'm MLG so send me an invite if you want to get smashed. Word out.
Xbox Live Dick by Cold Nigga July 22, 2009

Xbox Live 

A place where Americans and Brits argue each other for a monthly fee

(not me btw i have american and british friends)
Xbox Live conversation on COD

American - OMG u nooby british faggot!

Brit - STFU twat!

American - Submitting bad player review!

Brit - Filing complaint!
Xbox Live by baddham May 30, 2009

Xbox Fag 

An obsessed Xbox player.

Someone who plays Xbox religiously and does nothing else in their free time.

Someone who makes daily conversation with their friends about the events that happened the day before on Xbox.

Someone who does nothing but talk about Xbox in conversation.
Xbox Fag 1: "Hey dude, remember that awesome kill I had yesterday with the sniper?"

Xbox Fag 2: "OMG, you bet I do! It was the most epic kill I've seen this week!"

Xbox Fag 1: "Yeah, that one. Well, it was a no-scope!" Xbox [fag 2: "OMG, you are a profit from god!"

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Person 1: "Wow that guy in our school is like a 10th prestige in Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2!?"

Person 2: "It's really no surprise... That kid's an Xbox Fag"
Xbox Fag by TheMaster. January 16, 2010