Wonky

Wonky. Created early 2018 by Ding Grosby. Equivalent to odd, unique, horrible, or disgusting.

Mallory: Did you see her wonky hairstyle?!

Mamba: It's groovy.

Dingo: w...oh.

by Dingo8490 June 14, 2018

Wonky

A goofy but weird person that usually likes making people smile

He was a very wonky guy but I like him

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Wonky

Hey have you heard Rob, has a Wonky Jaw man looks like he was dropped As a kid.

Rob has a Wonky jaw.

by Tony Prod May 16, 2022

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025