Woken wisdom is the illusion that one is intelligent. Someone who speaks as If they know what they are talking about
by Agentco January 2, 2019

My grandpa is very wisdomic.
by JtheNinja7 January 23, 2025

The ball in your but.
by Da tall boiii January 26, 2024

by aric_clovic March 23, 2024

sabiduría eterna
by Lacaradelaluna November 14, 2023

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023
