Wine mom 

Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.

'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'

Wine mom by anonymous December 15, 2022

Wine Sex

Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.

Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"

Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"

Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"

Wine Sex by Skye Riot October 16, 2008

wine goggles 

When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.

Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.

wine goggles by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017

Wine Tasting 

(verb) the action of fingering a girl, and then pulling out and smelling the finger, and quoting this line " (year she was born) What an exquisite year ! ", or anything along those lines.

wine tasting ex. Ed was fingering a girl when suddenly he stopped and smelled his finger and said "1989! What an exquisite year !" ; Yeah JP was fingering me and then stopped and said " 1988! What a fine year!"

Wine Tasting by Edwin II February 11, 2008

Wine Time 

A specific time that is set aside in order to consume wine.

It is closely related to "pre's" or "pre drinks" as it is usually a pre-determined time put aside to drink.

"I think we need some wine time girls"

Wine Time by Leah C June 4, 2007

Wine Dot 

Small, circular damp spot on the front of one's trousers or underwear formed by runoff (excess) urine not shaken away after a pee.

This is also the name (though with a slightly different spelling) of a major traffic artery in Windsor, Ontario.

Hamish was experiencing difficulties concentrating at the time of his disembarkation from the bus, as he was not wearing any underwear, and had noticed a rather large wine dot next to his zipper, which he thought might best remain hidden from the other passengers.

Wine Dot by Hieronymus June 17, 2008

Wine/11 

An annual holiday in remembrance of the events that took place and the people who died on 9/11/2001 by drinking away one's problems, but only with wine (preferably boxed wine).

This holiday takes place on September 11th or 9/11/20XX or Wine/11/20XX.

Stan: Oh man, I lost my faith in humanity on 9/11/2001.
Roger: I know how you feel man, lets celebrate the lives of those lost that day by drinking wine till we pass out on 9/11 this year.
Stan: Oh yeah, I'm down with Wine/11

Wine/11 by Sakibombb January 19, 2010