wikitruth

Truth spawned by one person, trusted, verified, changed, modified, by other people in order to reach the truth that most people agree on.

"truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'."

This is mostly true, except for the historical truth part. While some believe that there is an objective truth which we can magically confirm to be absolutely true, the majority of truth that humans believe in has always been some form of Wikitruth.

Wikiality is another form of Wikitruth, as defined in a very similar way by political satirist Stephen Colbert.

wikitruth will has always existed. ug see buffalo, ug draw buffalo. pip see buffalo drawing, draw horns on. rug see horned buffalo, look good to rug, rug upvote.

by painkiller2 August 15, 2006

wikitruth

truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'.

wikitruth will result in a world where nobody knows the facts.

by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008

chill winston

Taken from a scene in "lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels". Overly used by an annoying cockney. See edd

"Wait a minute i'm shutting my room down, Chill Winston!"

by The E double D March 6, 2004

winster

An incredible moody person.Similar to saying "a moody cow". They also tend to have a large number of giks and have a problem controlling their alcohol intake.

"As moody as the Winster"
"The Winster juggled her giks like a champion clown"
"The Winster staggered home with a bottle of malibu in her hand"

by Dave Doyle August 27, 2007

wikitrail

Wikitrail (n). A method of web surfing in which one opens Wikipedia to an interesting topic, and then follows interesting links to other wikipedia pages from there, recursively.

"I wanted to go to bed early last night, but I got stuck on a wikitrail and stayed up till four"

by KingPingPong2000 February 4, 2008

Winston's Mints

How you refer to someone who is annoying, stupid, or just plain not wanted. People who are generally Winston's Mints-ian are typically submissives trying to get to the top of the relationship, so the term Winston's Mints refers to a disgusting mint that would be spat on the floor, just like a sub would be in the relationship.

Little Kid: "Hey do any of you play minecraft?"
Everyone Else : "Fuck off , Winston's mints"

by jexson spankins July 13, 2016

Wikit

(Verb) A verb meaning to look something up on Wikipedia. A compound on the verb "to wikipedia" and "it". Born out of the difficulty of saying, "wikipedia it."

Luke "I'm telling you, the cello does not have a C string!"

Jeanette "Yes it does!"

Luke "Fuck it! Let's wikit. Oh fuck, I'm wrong!"

by Buzzy Davis October 18, 2007