Noun. An seemingly joyous event, carelessly planned, that results in the death of people that did not participate in the event.
Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.
by Kramer719 October 8, 2020
Get the Millinocket weddingmug. by JaaagMan December 31, 2011
Get the Wedding gownmug. It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.
Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022
Get the The wedding specialmug. Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'
by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020
Get the spread & wedmug. Compound Noun
1. A wedding held ahead of the pre-planned wedding date to allow said couples to co-habitat together in the same bubble during a pandemic. Usually small in number in attendance due to crowd restrictions and held at home.
Origin:
First occurance on the 17th of March 2020 while Andrew and Victoria Rush were wed in their backyard before going into lockdown due to Covid-19. Andrew’s brother Daniel coined the term “Rush Wedding” from the mere irony of their last name and the spontaneity to have the wedding a month sooner.
1. A wedding held ahead of the pre-planned wedding date to allow said couples to co-habitat together in the same bubble during a pandemic. Usually small in number in attendance due to crowd restrictions and held at home.
Origin:
First occurance on the 17th of March 2020 while Andrew and Victoria Rush were wed in their backyard before going into lockdown due to Covid-19. Andrew’s brother Daniel coined the term “Rush Wedding” from the mere irony of their last name and the spontaneity to have the wedding a month sooner.
by Mt Rushmore April 29, 2020
Get the Rush Weddingmug. A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.
As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"
by Gralkor December 9, 2008
Get the coma weddingmug. A sex act in which a much older white man engages in sex with an underaged Asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.
by FranklyT March 11, 2017
Get the chinese weddingmug.