wedding stream

A stream of diarrhea portrayed virtually over Microsoft Teams.

"have a wedding stream to attend"

wedding stream by testabc123! June 10, 2021

wedding blue-balled 

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

wedding blue-balled by Smugumin July 6, 2021

Wedding Jiesus 

When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.

Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.

Wedding Jiesus by BaconRainey October 19, 2021

Wedding person 

A gender neutral and non-binary friendly way of referring to any person in a wedding party.

I am a wedding person.

I want to be referred to as a wedding person, not a bridesmaid nor groomsman.

Wedding person by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

Wedding people 

The plural form of the gender neutral and non-binary friendly way of referring to any person in a wedding party.

We are wedding people.

I want all of us to be referred to as wedding people, not bridesmaids nor groomsmen.

Wedding people by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

Wedding yoghurt 

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt

The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.

Wedding yoghurt by Freepalastine milkshakespeare October 31, 2023

wedding wrights 

Wedding wright are something people say during dirty talk to their partners while getting intimate with one another.

“I’m gonna use my wedding wrights.” He said to his wife.

wedding wrights by Im_tired404 December 10, 2023