russian waterslide

Can only be performed by old russian men. The russian waterslide is the act of attending a water park and penetrating young prey, of your choice while riding down a waterslide all while the arm is elbow deep in the anoose of the young prey wowza

Russian Man:"alright alex, time for a russian waterslide"
Alex: "AYE PAPI "

* screams heard throughout the country

by aben6969 December 3, 2013

Treading in black waters

Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.

After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.

by Aethon Warrior November 14, 2009

test the waters

After finger fucking your girls dripping cheeseburger, give her a hug and sneakily sniff your juiced up fingers to see if she's safe to go down on for the growl....

Jayson: Hey simmo, did you test the waters on that amazon/cave dwelling lookin bitch?
Simmo: Yeah, she smelt like a dead ferret, but i still went it anyway!

by Dicko_81 December 28, 2008

charlie waters

Giving someone really good head

Guy 1: how was stuff with sarah last night?
Guy 2: well good, she gave me a well nice charlie waters

by uycedwxs August 26, 2007

Test the waters

When a man sticks his toes in a woman’s vagina to “test the waters”, similar to how someone might stick their toes in a pool to test the temperature.

Before I had sex last night, I had to test the waters to make sure there was nothing wrong with her vagina.

by Bopmeister June 5, 2018

Magic Waters

The shittiest water park in Cherry Valley (near Rockford) Actually the shittiest waterpark in the world. Working there sucks more than attending.

Filled with Mexicans, all the time. Sometimes they are clothed, sometimes wearing swimsuits.

I just took a Magic Waters dump.

by Johnny Benjamin April 16, 2009

roger waters

The driving creative genius behind Pink Floyd. He played bass, he wrote the songs, he wrote the lyrics, came up with the concepts, was the best singer, held together and then ripped apart the band, and (last but not least) was the only member of Pink Floyd to have any trace of personality and charisma. Yeah, he was somewhat of an asshole toward his former bandmates, but hey, when you're just THAT good, you are allowed to throw around a bit of ego. After he left the rest of Pink Floyd went on to cobble together a couple of half-assed albums that lacked any semblance of creative integrity. After Roger Waters left, Pink Floyd was reduced to a sprawling, bloated train wreck that was embarrassing to watch and listen to (think "Dogs of War"). Roger himself went on to release three of the most underrated albums ever. "Radio Kaos", "The Pros and Cons of Hitch-hiking", and "Amused to Death" are brilliant concept albums held together by great music and thoughtful lyrics. Unfortunately they will forever be absent from mainstream consciousness because they deal with subjects such as: human relationships, marriage and affairs, political engineering and the effect of technology on today's world, power struggles within society, the drive toward personal honesty, rather than deeper, more meaningful things people prefer such as: bitches, ho's and drugz.

Dude 1: Holy shit man, why are you walking around with a hard-on?? I can see it through your jeans!

Dude 2: Yeah, I'm listening to Roger Waters on my ipod, man. Step off.

by Sconz July 17, 2006