J was dishevled, hungover, and unable to remember the name of the woman who's bed he had woken up in earlier that morning. He took a back alley on the way home so that no one would witness his walk of shame.
by RedBeet May 30, 2006
Get the walk of shame mug.When you're walking along and unable to pass the people in front of you who are walking slowly, occupying the entire width of the walking space, and oblivious to the fact that you want to pass, usually because they are inconsiderate morons engaged in mindless discussion.
by Mudbone October 7, 2008
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Leaving a the stall in the bathroom after taking a massive, foul smelling shit. Usually accompanied by dirty looks, overused poop jokes, and extreme embarrassment.
Office Guy 1: Why is Jerry's face so red?
Office Guy 2: He had those greasy mystery-meat tacos and deviled eggs for lunch and spent almost 2 hours in the bathroom. I heard he had to take the Walk of Shame in front of our boss.
Office Guy 1: Poor Guy. It'll take weeks for him to regain his self esteem.
Office Guy 2: He had those greasy mystery-meat tacos and deviled eggs for lunch and spent almost 2 hours in the bathroom. I heard he had to take the Walk of Shame in front of our boss.
Office Guy 1: Poor Guy. It'll take weeks for him to regain his self esteem.
by exprodingubebe January 6, 2013
Get the Walk of Shame mug.Refers to a phenomenon in which a person must walk past strangers or peers alone for an embarrassing reason before reaching a place of privacy.
"Where were you tonight?"
(Awkwardly avoiding answering the question)"Ugh...I was at this meeting thing."
"Oh really I saw you go into a place called the Loft on Green St. And looking around like you wanted no one to see you. Sort of like you were doing the walk of shame."
"I thought it was the entrance to Brother's!"
(Awkwardly avoiding answering the question)"Ugh...I was at this meeting thing."
"Oh really I saw you go into a place called the Loft on Green St. And looking around like you wanted no one to see you. Sort of like you were doing the walk of shame."
"I thought it was the entrance to Brother's!"
by mmm09 January 21, 2009
Get the Walk of Shame mug.A competition between fashion models. The contestants compete to see who the better fashion model is by walking down either a real or mock fashion runway. The company in attendance acts as judges and determine the winner.
Scene: Fashion model Sasha confronts fashion model Chloe at an exclusive night club in New York City. Sasha heard rumors that Chloe was talking smack during her walk down the runway at the Versace show the night before.
Sasha: Bitch, you ain't got nothin' on me. I'm the hottest thang on the runway.
Chloe: Oh no you didn't...Oh no you didn't! Bitch, whatcha gonna do?
Sasha: I challenge you to a walk-off. Right here, right now.
Chloe: Bring it!
Sasha: Oh in about two minutes it's gonna be brought, and someone's gonna have to bring your broke ass home.
Random people: Clear a path! It's a walk-off!
Sasha: Bitch, you ain't got nothin' on me. I'm the hottest thang on the runway.
Chloe: Oh no you didn't...Oh no you didn't! Bitch, whatcha gonna do?
Sasha: I challenge you to a walk-off. Right here, right now.
Chloe: Bring it!
Sasha: Oh in about two minutes it's gonna be brought, and someone's gonna have to bring your broke ass home.
Random people: Clear a path! It's a walk-off!
by improviduto April 8, 2006
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2. Insult, used to make fun of obsessed people.
Based off the fact that Jesus walked on water.
2. Insult, used to make fun of obsessed people.
Based off the fact that Jesus walked on water.
I love him so much, he can walk on water.
I know he can walk on water, but shut up about him. No one cares.
I know he can walk on water, but shut up about him. No one cares.
by invisible February 2, 2004
Get the walk on water mug.A person whom you meet as an acquaintance but seems very close within the short span, despite the fact you know you guys might head separate ways
by JoNaH_UrB May 10, 2011
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