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Alan Wager

An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.
A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"

B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."
by GuntherTheLion2010 February 6, 2010
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Waterskiing

When your fingers skim the water in the toilet bowl while you are wiping your ass.
I went waterskiing this morning because i was late for class.
by Pathimself October 1, 2007
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High Waters

Maryland slang for having a space between the socks and the pants where the skin is exposed. Implying that one's pants are too small.
Guy 1: "Dude, what's up with your pants? You're showing a lot of leg."

Guy 2: "I know these high waters are insane, they might as well be some capris"
by MrKrabsMoneyBucketsESMD May 23, 2018
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Waterstreet

n: veritable semen-slide from the vagina to the anus; cum-covered taint; frequent occurrence in contemporary porn, a WATERSTREET often occurs following bareback vaginal sex, when the man pulls out directly after orgasm.

Note: To be used without an article, like a disease; one contracts “waterstreet”-- not “A waterstreet.”
“Ruth’s lottery-number was high, but she got WATERSTREET all the same, along with the rest of the Sophomore girls.”
by codan the barbarian April 16, 2005
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Coach Waters

There's an urban legend at South Aiken High School saying that if you go into the girls locker room and say "Coach Waters" three times, he will appear. Just don't get caught in his classroom after hours.
Girl: Coach Waters, Coach Waters, Coach Waters!
Coach: Hi, young lady.
by Bleh__ July 29, 2017
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Wangers

A word used to describe a womans breasts.
"She has large wangers"
by Pamplesnake July 21, 2006
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vanilla wafers

a game played by three or more penised individuals. the individuals gather in a circle, placing a cookie in the center of the circle. at the count of three, all players masturbate violently, the purpose being to ejaculate on the cookie. the last player/player that fails to ejaculate on the cookie must eat the cookie whole.
"yo my niggas, let's play some motherfuckin vanilla wafers in this bitch!"
by yssupnalyd September 3, 2011
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