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Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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Woofe

Haha dog go woofe
by Barkable March 24, 2021
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Hazza Woof

A "Hazza Woof" is what one would call their friend who has a wank over dog porn.
by Goolash 1 July 7, 2016
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Woof

‘911, what a woof’
What a bunch of woofsters’
by Woofster69420 July 26, 2021
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woof

A sound a wolf and other creatures in the canine family can make
Woof, woof, went the dog.
by Woof gang March 30, 2022
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Woof

Used to remark on something that sounds dirty. Similar to 'that's what she said' only not childish and outdated. Usually used with double entendres.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum
by svak.fk;vsb August 15, 2016
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woof woof mommy

damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl
someone damm that girl looks fine af

someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools
by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023
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