winston-salem

A town that can't make up its mind about anything. Home to RJR Tobacco (i.e.: Camels, Pall Malls, Winstons), but has outlawed smoking indoors; home to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, but has frantically tried to combat obesity. Places to go here are the countless Italian and Asian restaurants, the mall, and Costco. You can't drive 20 miles without seeing a church. Also has a desperate and struggling music scene, which is mainly folk and country, as well as pitiful cover bands, "rappers" who drive beat-up Miadas, and teenage metalcore kids who love Between the Buried and Me but don't live in Greensboro. Most people born here can't wait to leave, but still come back because nowhere else can be this odd.

I'm going back to Winston-Salem tomorrow, I hope I don't get into another fight with a vegan.

I was in Winston-Salem and I nearly hit the Pink Bike Lady.

by 2g3j6e February 24, 2011

Carl Winslow

1. The greatest human being, real or fictional, to walk the earth. Carl Winslow embodies everything that is good and pure in the world. His very existence is the faint but perpetually shining light emerging from the existential abyss.

2. See: God

In the beginning Carl Winslow created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.

And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

by Leonard Nimoy Jr. February 4, 2008

Winsome

The most beautiful girl in the world!

I love you Winsome

by MistA April 21, 2003

Winston

Any being that is filled with win and can perform insta-wins at any given moment.

Jack:Dude what do you think i should say before i die.
John:Respawn in 10 9 8 7 6 5...
Jack:wow your a total winston

by jesus kones January 13, 2009

Kate Winslet

Hog all available space, like Rose did in "Titanic" on the floating door, essentially killing Jack.

I would have slept great if you didn't Kate Winslet the bed.

by ikbueno November 27, 2018

Winston Churchill

In my opinion, he was the greatest Prime Minister England ever had. He was responsible for the deaths at Gallipoli but he helped England through some its toughest times, I beleive he won World War IIfor england. He forged bonds which help today with many countries such as the USA. He also got a Nobel Peace Prize for literature and many other Prestigous Awards.

Winston Churchill was a kickass Prime Minister

by uneven Martian September 22, 2005

mary elizabeth winstead

An actress who has been in movies such as Bobby, Sky High (the best), Black Christmas, and Make it Happen. She's totally smoking hot and has an awesome rack.

I heard Andrew had a thing for Mary Elizabeth Winstead. She's awesome!

by AndrewRoss January 28, 2008