whipped

A man who spends time with a significant other engaging in any non-sex-related activity. Otherwise known as a "two-way relationship". Utterly pathetic.

In order to avoid being whipped, simply break up with any woman who asks you to do something that is unlikely to result in fucking, such as household chores or conversation. Under no circumstances should a man ever propose marriage.

by Sensative new-age guy March 6, 2007

whipped

where people in the relationship become totally controlled by the other, or they just become so obsessed with the other that they can never get enough of them and never want to lose them.

joe: "dude, evan is offically whipped."
jake: "yeah what a stupid fucker, at least he's getting pussy though."

by i fucking rock bitches August 19, 2011

Whipped

To be entranced by someone so much that you'll do or say anything for them. Often a crush.

Katy: OMG, do you see Ron? He is so hot I'd jump off a bridge for him.
Me: You are so whipped for him.

Max: I would hang but I'm hanging with my girl Saturday.
Liam: Bro, you are so whipped for this girl that you dropping your friends?

by TheEmployee December 12, 2019

whipped

"pussy whipped"

why cant you come with us? oh yeah cuz your pussy whipped.

by sk September 8, 2003

whipped

doing whatever your girlfriend tells you and being completely controlled by her (especially if her name is natalie) to the point that your gay

Damn boy, that queer Kenny Kingston is so whipped.

by For Shizzle February 23, 2005

whipped

What tonio is...
Also see pussywhipped

Tonio is soo fucking whipped its not even funny.

by John March 23, 2004

whipped

To be off one's face on alcoholic beverages; to be thoroughly intoxicated; to be so drunk as unable to walk

Bradley was hell-whipped after drinking plenty of beer.

by Andrew M October 30, 2003