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weiner in the dark look 

the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".
Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"

Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."

weiner tag 

A game played in which one person either hits, slaps, pops, or grazes your weiner. Can also be partaken upon by showing your cock and/or balls to the opposing victim.
"Weiner Tag"!

"I just weiner tagged you"!
weiner tag by ace71730 July 2, 2006

weiner sauce 

Semen, jizz, cum, or the stuff that comes out of a penis during the climax of sexual pleasure
I hate it when I get weiner sauce all over my sheets!
weiner sauce by WANGWRANGLA December 7, 2006

Weiner Intervener (W.I.) 

One who hinders another by another by embarrassing or demeaning them in front of others, usually girls.
Billy W.I.ed me by telling everyone about the time i shit my pants in sixth grade.

weiner bomb 

When somebody does a flying leap off the top ropes towards another person, and that person ducks and the lady in the wheelchair get a face full of wiener. She then falls backwards and medical personnel put a neck brace on her.
Joey jumped off the top rope and performed a weiner bomb on Candice.
weiner bomb by Joey Bobst February 22, 2008

weiner buddies 

When two or more men have sex with the same woman the men become weiner buddies.
Josh: "Did you fuck Kiera?"

Me: "Yeah."

Josh: "You know Kyle, Bob, and Colby have all fucked her don't you?"

Me: "Nothing wrong with having a few weiner buddies."

Josh: "I guess."