Wankstabate

Just like wank and masturbate. Just the two words added together. Commonly used by chavs or people who cant say masturbater and aren't allowed to say wank.

Mum: What are you doing in the bathroom son?
Son: Err, I'm wankstabateing...

by Sam-Me February 7, 2007

wankstain

Something that occurs when one's siemen is left to swelter on the wall, forming into crust.

He janked on the wall, three days later there was a nasty white stain on the wall.

by Bisto 20!03 January 9, 2003

Wanksta

1) Someone who acts, talks, and dresses like they are a gangsta/thug, but they are really nothing of that sort.
2) A poser; see also wigger.

"Ja Rule is such a wanksta, acting hard when all he does is 'sing for hoes and sounds like the cookie monster.'"

by Chris November 19, 2004

wanktastic

adj.- mindblowingly egotistical

Can you believe she said her writing was too good for an editor? That is so wanktastic.

by mynameisunimportant May 8, 2005

wankstain

a complete retard normally found wearing st mirren,celtic or 'c'coy colours

see at fuckin cunt sheeren greene she is a pure wankstain...............
i hate that wankstain gilligan

by Woody July 30, 2004

wanksta

Nelly or P diddy.

Nelly a wanksta

by Deez July 28, 2003

wanksta

like all rappers.. who aint really gangstas.. just nob heads who act hard... a wanksta is some guy names stan who wanks and his parents being so dumb forget the n on the end of his name

:) had ya ma in bed ya nob ed

by ian May 3, 2004