Variant

(Noun) An alternate version of an individual from another universe, timeline, or reality. The term was popularized by the Marvel series 'Loki'.

Person A: That guy looks exactly like me, but from the 1600s.
Person B: That’s your variant from Earth-311.

by BUrdIsThEwUrd March 14, 2025

Absurd-vation

an observation on anything absurd, inane, or ridiculous

Dude, did you read some of the tweets for the last debate?

Yeah, those were some nice absurd-vations!

by MBG October 13, 2012

nape vation

The tard verson of vape nation.

"Is Carl vaping over there?"
Carl: (Throws up N V)
Basically nape vation is vape nation for people who make the symbol backwards.

by Dehoniesto March 6, 2018

Red varon

A dumb guy who cant really do anything but play games,he can’t draw he can’t do anything.he puts up with people who are better then him everyday.its hard at times and he can cry and be jealous.but at the end of the day he just smiles.he doesn’t know why..but he does

Red Varon is doing ok

by Redxll April 3, 2019

Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Delta Varient

A random white Midwestern woman in a black sorority.

Karen is the Delta Varient of the Delta Sigma Theta pledges.

by DokoDeska August 13, 2021

Jarred Varin

A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.

Holy shit that guy just gave his boyfriend and his brother a Jarred Varin !

by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021