DeAngelo dominic vance

A sexy darkskin king. And this also mean u have alots if confidence

You are a DeAngelo dominic vance

by Wockstarde July 21, 2022

The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.

JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Vancing

The action of sticking your penis in between the cushions of a couch

I had to replace my new couch after I caught my roommate Vancing it.

by burningviolins August 10, 2024

Vancing

A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings

After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.

by Alkylidyne July 8, 2025

vance

one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for the laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart. They are sketchy but in way that makes u wanna join.

look at his mysterious eyes he must be a Vance

by bbyaddy February 18, 2021

Vance

Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.

2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.

Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.

Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.

1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.

2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.

3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.

4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.

by Apocalypse69 August 11, 2024

vance coiner

person with this name typically makes racial slurs and watches animes

vance coiner is a weeb bruh, racist af

by veryclassifiedperson August 13, 2022