Wireless (Bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.
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While having anal sex and your penis goes too deep and hits the "flapper valve" causing your partner to shit the shaft.
by bench knight May 6, 2015
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Get the penis valve mug.A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.
“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*
by Anakinnie April 19, 2022
Get the Post Valve Depression mug.When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.
Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.
by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022
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2. insane; off the hook
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2. insane; off the hook
3. of or relating to a badass quality
4. like Chuck Norris but less so
by stechz January 11, 2009
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