Value

When something works in your favour / to your delight

Person 1 "Fancy going Nando's??"
Person 2 "VALUE"

by jgambo August 21, 2009

P-Value

The size of one's penis. Often used in statistical classes and often mistaken for that definition. On a side note, a P-Value of 5.00 or below is considered low or "small".

Guy: Wow that was great. We should do that again sometime.

Girl: No thanks, your P-Value was way too low for me...

Guy: Oh...

by alexholder November 24, 2010

Dump at face value

The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and leaving the stall door open slightly. You do this in attempt to catch an unsuspecting person by surprise and see the shock on their face when they walk in on you blowing mudd. Don't confuse this with open faced dump.

Oh it was the greatest, I knew Trevor's brother would come in soon so I snuck in there and took a dump at face value. You should have seen his face! I don't know if it just seeing me there or the fumes, but he had tears in his eyes!

by themayhall May 11, 2006

Sexual market value

Also known as SMV.
In a general sense: a formula (or multiple formulas) (or an attempt to create it), which you can then use to plot a graph(s) of general 'current attractiveness value' of each person, showing each individual's relativity to others of the same sex.

something like this:
men want: 0.1*success + 0.6*looks + 0.4*personality + male_choice
women want: 1*success+ 0.5*looks + 0.5*personality + female_choice

in a biological sense:
Men want from women: ability and desire to please, ease, provide serenity.
Women want from men: ability and desire to reduce fear.

Female hypergamy drives them into seeking a higher sexual market value partner, even exercise monkey branching- 'investing' her time into other potentially successful guys leaving them in a friendzone - as 'backup' guys, even if she's already in a relationship.

by veinsofgold May 28, 2019

Value Moment

A great way to waste the first few minutes of a corporate meeting while sharing each other's stupid mistakes.

Boss: "Value Moment for today: Do not tie a labrador to the seat of your bicycle while riding, you or your labrador may risk serious injury"

Employees: "Yeah, no shit!"

by La Florecita Bonita May 13, 2006

Vauxhall Astra

The best car in the known universe. It's best features include anti-dog missiles, caramel-flavored wipers, cattle-prod and non-ωorking brakes.
The car can go from 0-60 in under 10 hours and costs the same as a helicopter gunship.

Jeremy Clarkson: The car you see is not very good. Quite apart from the fact that it’s a Vauxhall Astra, which has the social appeal of herpes, it has wonky steering and a completely unfathomable on-board computer. But I’d have one.

by Vauxhaulastra June 12, 2008

Pwned by Family Values

A point of time where you are busy or want to hang out with friends but your parents say no because you're family wants to fucking spend time with you or they make you do chores or something gay like that.

1. Dude, you want to go hang out today?

can't,im getting pwned by family values.

you're such a faggot. you're always getting pwned family values, douchebag.

fuck you!

2. Dude, for the 4 day weekend coming up, i can't hang out cuz im getting pwned by family values. they want to "spend time with me"

haha, you stupid bitch

by Carne Estrada February 12, 2009