virginia tech 

School that unlike the previous fuckers definition that i had to chang! Virginia Tech is the best school in the state of VA and so I have to correct this tosser's inaccuracies!

1. The school is full of extremely smart, relatively diverse, and nice people
2. The girls at Virginia Tech are very respectable, pretty, and just really fun to hang with

3. Last but not least the students who attend this university don't smell like shit and only a small pecent are rednecks. Oh, incase you didn't know VT hates West Virginia. So nexttime you wanna fuck with VT, I'll come down to the community college and give your ass a beating you'll never forget. Then you'll come home, go to this website and create a word called the Hokie Asskicking!

Wow, UVA can suck my balls cuz all they are are stupid fuckers who pop their coller and screw their roommates.

virginia tech by Kyle Bishop December 4, 2004

virginia shim 

Using a Virginia baked ham to "shim" up the vaginal opening in loose women. You must insert the ham into the vagina and yank out the bone. This leaves a much tighter opening.

Her pussy was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, so I had to give her a Virginia Shim.

virginia shim by Stugots July 25, 2008

virginia tech 

After being accepted to both UVA and VT among other schools, I chose VT over UVA. I didn't want to learn to be a pussy (i.e. someone who thinks having money or being a prep-of-sorts will somehow save your ass when it's getting beaten for walking down the street and mouthing off at a Hokie like me who's income comes from beating the shit outta people), so UVA was out of the question.
VT is the place to go unless you wanna be a lawyer, artist, writer or some other liberal jerk-me-off pro.

Virginia is for lovers, University of Virginia is for guy-on-guy lovers, Virginia Tech is for guy-on-girl lovers

virginia tech by MMA fighter April 14, 2006

virginia tech 

School in Virginia that has two upsides; 1) engineering 2) football (with rapists). But any other major is someone who is inferior but thinks that they are sweet.

What do kids that go to The University (UVA), The College (William and Mary), and Virginia Tech have in common?

They all got into tech.

virginia tech by betterthantech April 9, 2006

virginia christmas tree

A tree where you hang niggers

Hey are you almost ready for Christmas
Yeah man almost got my my Virginia Christmas tree set up

virginia christmas tree by Virginia Beach May 18, 2018

Virginia Tech 

Overhyped football team that thinks they are god's gift to college football, but when they play quality football teams they lose. A school's whose football team is overhyped, but ultimately, sucks and underachieves.

"Man Virginia Tech is shitty, why can't they win a game that matters? It sucks to be a tech fan, cause the hokies always disappoints!

Virginia Tech by Tech sucks September 22, 2008

Virginia Beach 

Where the masses of pretentious spoiled rich kids reside who go on and on about how ghetto Norfolk is, when the only reason Virginia Beach isn't still a hunk of farmland is because of Norfolk.

Norfolks got culture, history, and real people.

Virginia Beach just has a P.F. Changs in their Town Center(a wanna-be downtown) and a corporately dominated farm town gone city.

Virginia Beach by Norfucker February 24, 2008