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video monkey

A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.
I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.
by ThatOnePhotog February 5, 2009
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video-betes

the side affects of sitting around and playing video games for far too long like legs falling asleep hunger constipation and and overall grungey looking
im suffering from some mad video-betes right nowi can barely feel my legs
by haha i added a word July 13, 2010
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video girl syndrome

When a video girl who acts as if she's the most important person in the world. Especially if she starts dating someone famous. They get extremely clingy and they usually are only dating the person because they're famous. They have rich parents who pay for everything and they don't have to work to be where they are. They can have everything and be spoiled to no end and they'd still whine about not having enough.
Famous guy: "Idk man. I thought she was different and wasn't using me for clout like the rest of them."
Famous guy's friend: " Seriously bro, you can't trust those girls with video girl syndrome. All they want is to get followers and be friends with famous people. That's what I told you from the start."
by ted evelyn mosby May 5, 2018
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Video Game Character Ships

The worst thing the internet (kids from 0-15 years old) have ever created.
Examples: FNaF, Undertale, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Cuphead, etc.
by Mister24 June 2, 2018
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video will play after advertisement

A fucking piece of shit 1 minute advertisement that you cannot skip and have to waste 1 minute of your life.
Person A watches YouTube.
*Click on video*
*le wild adv appears!*
Person A: I will just skip.
*Tries to skip but cannot.*

Original Skip Bar Reads: video will play after advertisement.

Person A looks at advertisement duration
1 min

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by RightPurpose February 3, 2019
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video game logic

Logic from video games that often defies itself or real world logic.
One Person: Why did my character die from jumping in water? She survived a shotgun blast with no medical attention.
Another Person: Video Game Logic!
by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora March 12, 2019
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Video game cheaters

Video game cheaters Fucking bitches who deserve to be tortured, sentenced to death and tortured again in hell. Fuck them. They really dont deserve to live. Noone loves them because they are fucking losers who suck at life. I really just want to stab them multiple times in the body then slice them up. Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!!
Video game cheaters: talks
Everyone: Fuck you! Noone likes you! You dont deserve to live Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!! FUCK SHITTT BITVHHHHHHXHMXuiaoekejejwwooq9101iwiwsdkdkckf,2ujze2nzy
by MinceFuck Cycle February 4, 2022
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