Valentine's Day

A day that you get to set aside to show your boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other that you love them. You don't need money or presents or a nice dinner. Just be glad that there is a day that you can prove your love without having to work around work or school or kids. Make each other happy. And support a day if love, even if you don't believe in Hallmark and valentines.
I love you, and I'm so happy to have someone as amazing as you. I hope I show you everyday but if not, I'll show you today. Happy Valentine's Day.
by IloveJCE February 16, 2012
Get the Valentine's Day mug.

Valentine's Day

1. A day to get gifts from your bae

BUT MORE OFTEN...

2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
Today is Valentine's Day :(.
by itscassieeeeeee February 13, 2018
Get the Valentine's Day mug.

Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
Get the Valentine’s Day mug.

Valentine's Day

A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.

Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."

No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
Get the Valentine's Day mug.

Valentine's Day

A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.
I broke up with my girl because next weeks Valentine's Day, I'll be back with her in March.
by Derek Gene February 14, 2009
Get the Valentine's Day mug.

valentine's day

A day when you get to show your significant other, be that wife/gf or husband/bf, how much you care for them. You of course show them this every day, but Valentine's Day is a day to really step up to the plate and show the person you truly care for them.

Also a day when single people get very jealous because they have no one to spend the day with and see no point in it. I'd be willing to bet money that if they were in a relationship they'd see why the day is special.
True Story

Me: "I surprised my girlfriend this year by covering her eyes and then showing her to the kitchen where I had strawberries and chocolate laid out on the table. We then proceeded to make chocolate covered strawberries, because she loves them, and then fed eachother them. We won't go into detail about what happened afterwards."

My Buddy(single): "That's stupid. What's so special about Valentine's Day anyway?"

Me: "You're only saying that cause you aren't dating anyone."

Buddy: "Shut up man." (Proceeds to walk away)
by IneedAnameFoo February 17, 2006
Get the valentine's day mug.