twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.
She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.
by mikmarsalv January 16, 2008
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texas twister

When you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the ass and one into the vagina.
by Silvershank February 26, 2007
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Knicker Twister

An adjective given to describe a thing or person, making you angry, or frustrated, thus putting your knickers in a twist.
My dog won't stop peeing on the floor, he's such a knicker twister.
by RosieAndOmari December 05, 2011
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Beef twister

When you grab someone's Cock and twist it like you're opening a jammed door.
Richie gave Martin a beef twister after Martin was talking shit about Richie's sister.
by Beef twister January 20, 2015
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candian twister

When you put maple syrup in the anus while twisting and pushing in and pulling out
I totally gave her a candian twister and she liked it
by Knucklezz420 August 02, 2018
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Twister Piss

The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.
After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.
by Sliq Riq July 25, 2017
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Trojan Twister

The act of giving an "Indian Burn" to a male's penis while they are wearing an unlubricated condom.
Dude your mom was awesome last night, she gave me a Trojan Twister fit for the Gods.
by Exiltion June 15, 2016
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