booty texting

Sending a text message to someone proposing a sexual encounter. Like a booty call, but via text message.

I am so hooked on Salma bro, I have been booty texting her every day yo!

by virgo December 11, 2007

Drive texting

Drive texting is the act of sending a text message while driving.

I'm sorry officer; I don't know what happened. I was drive texting, and the homeless dude just showed up on my windshield.

by dasmall1 February 25, 2009

strip texting

its like strip poker or something. pretty cool concept actually. so you get your partner to agree to do this with you (this might take awhile) but to strip text you send picture messages of yourself gradually taking off your clothes. for every pic you send to your partner, they have to send one back until both of you are naked. i still havent figured out what to do once you both finally get naked but im working on it.

male-"lets start strip texting baby"
female-"what!!??"
male-"yeah its sexy. lets do ittttt"
female-"seems kinda lame"
male-"lame is my middle name babyyy"
female-"....."

by ethan"roscoe"brewer October 17, 2008

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

Texting Claw

When your hand gets a cramp from texting too much and turns into a claw. Could be abbreviated by the letters "TC".

Amy: Sorry I had to call, I have "texting claw" from being so textually active today.

Nicole: That's ok, sometimes I get the TC, too.

by hickchic15 September 24, 2009

tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010

Teaxting

An affectionate gesture whereby one sends a digital picture of a cup of tea or coffee to a friend or loved one for the purpose of expressing that one wishes the other person was present.

Me: Hey, I just got a teaxt from Annie!
Friend: Are you two always teaxting?
Me: We tend to only teaxt only when one or both of us are out of town.

by Godfather78 September 8, 2014