Turdulater

Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.

Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated

"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"

by pizoozoo August 25, 2011

Turduckenage

A new spin on the rather common turducken This masterful meal includes sausage with cayenne peppar smoked inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey. Now go give that a try!!!

Epic bro meal.

Man that 22lb turduckenage was just to much to put down. Meat feista

by Itsnotreallyjake February 10, 2014

turduckenoostrich

A mix between a turkey, duck, chicken, goose, and ostrich, or a meal consisting of all of them

We had a turduckenoostrich for Thanksgiving dinner.

by doctor26 April 18, 2014

Turducken of crazy

when someone is so crazy that they have crazy stuffed in crazy wrapped in more crazy

She is the turducken of crazy

by Pig granny February 3, 2015

Turnup team

The people you go to parties with but don't associate with regularly enough to call them friends. Usually used in the younger teen groups.

Hey me and the turnup team are going out tonight wanna come?

by BeautyBabe_bbyGurl June 11, 2016

Turpussy

a female who was 1st penetrated in the rectum then immediately thereafter in the vagina. She then has "turd pussy" (smell)

The stench was unbelievable when the aroma came from her Turpussy.

by Cursed by Beauty June 8, 2018

Turnupian

An official member of the Turn Up family

Turnupians are the coolest bitches around! We family and we bae! Y'all don't believe it! Then go shoochyoselvz while ur at it. Bunch of chama rasoch.....min yaweralu....

by StomperPooper June 24, 2018