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belgian turtleneck

The act of placing balls over sexual partners eyes, and ejaculting while choking them.
Last night i got my girl to wear a belgian turtleneck.... if you know what i mean.
by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011
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Turtleneck

When a guy cums on a girl's neck and spreads kleenex all over her neck
I jizzed all over her neck and cleaned her up with a turtleneck
by RichieRich69 September 5, 2010
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Turtleneck

She took one look at his turtleneck and screamed.
by John E. November 12, 2002
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turtleneck

Ian is having a turtleneck.
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turtleneck sweater

Sarah: "I like your turtleneck sweater!"
John: "Which one?"
by Squirrel Boi December 6, 2017
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Yul Brynner with a turtleneck

Pepe; "Hey John?"

John: "What's up Pepe?"

(Pepe is urinating behind a tree on the golf course)

Pepe; "Come over here and check out Yul Brynner with a turtleneck!"
by gamisiking August 6, 2016
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Pink Turtleneck

(noun): A southern euphemism for vagina, like "pocketbook." Also it is important not to air dry your pink turtleneck as it can cause it to mold up and grow yeast, so only pat it dry instead.

Credits: Selena L., Kristy C., Janice D., Kate P.
Girl 1: "Hey girl! I'm so itchy down there today!"

Girl 2: "Ah. You must have air dried your pink turtleneck again. Didn't anyone ever tell you air drying makes it mold and yeast up?"

Girl 2: "It's all in the patting I tell you!"

Girl 1: "Oh like this?" *pats her turtleneck vigorously*

Girl 2: "Yep. See you're a natural!"

Girl 1: "Wow I'm so good at this" *continues to rub feverently*

Girl 2: "Okay you can stop now."

Girl 1: "No I should keep practicing. You can help me if you'd like."
by CLYLPNY May 25, 2012
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