extreme turtle green

Like green, but extreme and like a turtle but not. Often seen in bad tacos.

i got sick last night and i threw up extreme turtle green all over your mom.

by Jelly and Danny (Carissa watched) September 18, 2006

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Milking a turtle

Doing a lot of work for a reward that isn't really there.

guy 1: Hey man, I've been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her.

guy 2: You're milking a turtle, bro, she isn't going to take you back.

by doremiabc November 20, 2010

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Turtle

A person who has retreated into a metaphorical shell in order to block out all life-related shit and responsibilities.

Joe: I'm going full turtle.

Amy: You can't! You have two essays to write tonight!
Joe: I don't care. I'm a turtle!

by Therealturtle December 3, 2013

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turtle

a flying meatball

aidan:is that a bird
Henry:no its a turtle

by ou4w May 17, 2019

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Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

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