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Asian tourist

Verb, meaning to take an unnecessary and quite often stupid picture. Commonly, this picture is taken at an awkward time, with little to no reason.
Sorry to Asian tourist this breakfast, but it just looks so damn good.

Wow, did you just see him Asian tourist that McDonalds?
by ChuckDi February 21, 2011
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tourist wake vortex

The turbulence of low energy released from behind a gaggle of tourists plodding along without meaningful direction or motivation.

A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.
Chick1: Those guys didn't even look at us.

Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!
by marybethjones December 10, 2009
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Touristing

Rubbernecking..

Driving slowly or stopping in the middle of the road while looking at the sights.

Walking and paying no attention to anyone else around you while looking at the sights.
"Why did those people in front of us just stop in the middle of the road?" "They're Touristing!"
by shepkatt July 13, 2012
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Tourist

1. A person not from local, who travel to a location for various reasons.

2. A person who join a community for sake of policing other in community like they were senior/knowledgeable in the community. Usually shown to have no idea about the community. Sometimes they actively pushing original member away to turn the community into theirs.
1. A: Who is that blond man that keep taking picture of home? B: Oh, Look like he's tourist from England, he probably never seen our country's homes.
2. A: Takeshi and Kazu are definitely Gay couple! They love each other so much. It's Canon that they are Gay.
B: What? They aren't. They are just best friend since childhood, and those interaction are perfectly normal between 2 friends, even the writers said they aren't. You don't watch this anime, do you?

A: NO! THEY ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC.
B: This person is Tourist, isn't he? Just join this community to spread his LBGT BS to take over this community.
by M.Sadly April 8, 2023
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tourism

In its simplest definition, tourism means the practice of traveling for recreation.

Unfortunately it has now become the act in which a rich, overweight, usually English speaking monolingual with a cell phone in one hand and a hamburger in the other, who has no regard for the customs of other cultures visits another country and desecrates their traditions and holy places just so they can have pictures of their fat self standing next to some famous world monument. When they visit other countries they don't actually experience them: they stay at a 5 star hotel, shop at a Walmart, and eat at a McDonalds.

These obese people usually carry around a "phrase book and dictionary" of whatever language is spoken in the country they are visiting and mispronounce two-thirds of all the words and have absolutely no manners. They will sometimes even claim to know a country's language and history better then an actual native. This is part of the Jews plan at destroying the nationalism of every country and imposing globalization.
There is an old-fashioned version of tourism and then there is a new age version of tourism. The new age one is for spoiled faggots.
by Layko January 24, 2011
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Southern sex tourist

A Southern sex tourist is an Easterner who goes to the South for the purpose of having sex with the natives there. This is because of the reputed passion and sizzle of Southerners of both races.
Meredith needed time away from her life as a Hamptons socialite. She decided to go to South Carolina as a Southern sex tourist: she wanted to have sexual intercourse with rednecks with wild abandon and return to her well-ordered, superior life back home.
by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 10, 2010
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Singapore Math Tourism

When math educators fly to the “fine” city of Singapore to attend a pep talk on the bar model method, and to visit a local school and watch a teacher conduct a problem-solving math lesson, before spending the rest of their educational trip on shopping and sightseeing.
When Singapore Math tourism visitors flew back home, they’d excitedly tell their principals or superintendents to embrace the Singapore Math model, by substituting their present dear mile-wide-inch-deep textbooks with wallet-friendly Singapore math titles, often much to the disapproval of their colleagues, who want to “Make US Math Great Again.”
by MathPlus January 3, 2021
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