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Turban myth

I heard that if you’re naughty, Ganesh, the elephant god, will come out of your cupboard and hoover your toys up his trunk. I think it’s just a turban myth.
by Nuphagus December 26, 2019
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wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.
If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.
by QuacksO December 7, 2020
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Turbanator

Patbrick the Turbanator is a cool awesome and powerful god who can control time and shoot bricks out of his hands
ayo turbanator over there you mah dude
by TheBananaFactory September 29, 2021
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Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.
I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.
by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011
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Urban turban

Cool guy who makes fun of everything. He is sikh but he truly hates when people associate middle eastern appearance to terrorism. Better not mess up with this dude and you’ll always have fun when around him.
by Urban_turban127 October 22, 2018
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turban roller

Brown boy in Wisconsin living amongst white people and nobody else
by TheRealPapíChulo June 30, 2018
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Dirty turban

A drink containing the squeezed out contents of the bar rag.
He threw up after he drank his 3rd dirty turban
by E-RIC June 4, 2018
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