The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.
by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013
Get the Sanchezed the TPmug. When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.
I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.
by Arnie Grape March 8, 2021
Get the TP Degreemug. The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.
"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."
by Steven W. E. August 10, 2017
Get the Cat TPmug. by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020
Get the TP-tardmug. by anon.gcfgv755r March 14, 2020
Get the tp castlemug. A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.
by Snapchat Noots May 20, 2016
Get the tp condommug. TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.
by Noah Balboa September 4, 2015
Get the TP crumbliesmug.