touched by an angel

When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.

i took a shit and got touched by an angel.

by graygoon January 12, 2010

touche

Expression conceding defeat when knocked-back by a brilliant riposte.

Man (to Dr Johnson): You smell.

Dr Johnson: Sir: I smell, you stink.

Man: Touche!

by Giesha April 19, 2011

Titi toucher

pervert A titi toucher is normally a boy, but can be a girl, who grabs/touchs a girls 'titi' otherwise known as boob, without their consent.

Boy-Hey baby.
Girl-Woww. Your stupid.
Boy-Come on, you know you love me.
Girl-Psht.
Boy-Fine I'll just do...THIS!
*He grabs the girls tit.*
Girl-YOU TITI TOUCHER!

by AmazinglyKatie. October 9, 2008

touches

See: molest.

The rapist Kobes women and touches little children.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Touche

French word for touch. Pronounced Touch-e. Originated in fencing, when one person scored a point by "touch"ing the opponent.

Touche (while fencing, the sword or eppez has "touched" the opponent thus resulting in a point.)

by DimWitt February 16, 2009

touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

D-Toucher

A man who likes to touch wangers.

"The dude over there is a D-Toucher!"

by Amy and Kiel December 16, 2007