nice tonsils

What you observingly remark when someone yawns extra-wide; this of course makes the person laugh and "messes up" their perfectly-good yawn.

Saying, "Nice tonsils" is also an excellent way to benignly rebuke the sleepy/bored person by humorously informing him that it is considered rude/invasive to yawn right in someone else's face.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Tube Tonsils

Another name for deep-throating. It means someone sucks dick so hard it tickles his/her tonsils.

That chick's gotta serious case of tube tonsils. Last night, she sucked my dick so hard that when it came out it was coated in lung butter!

by Toe Jammin' November 3, 2011

Tonsil Boxing

The derogatory way of calling anyone, usually a punk a dick sucker.

Shut the fuck up, you tonsil boxing bitch.

by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015

Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.

We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party

by Sweet Man Big C May 2, 2021

Tonsil Baton

Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.

gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.

by Pimpofallsimps November 30, 2023

butt tonsils

Redneck term for hemorrhoids

My butt tonsils are really screaming today!

by anonymous June 9, 2023

Furry Tonsils

Noun: Male genitalia, nuts, balls, testicles.

"Hey babe, come over here and lick my furry tonsils."

by Gronkobopple May 24, 2022