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This is Bob.

A real loser, a laugh and a half, someone pretending to be a man.

Based upon a Spike TV advertisement for some stuff that no real man would want in his body.
This is Bob. Bob needs help. He isn't a real man, so he takes some medicine that will be a man for him.

This is Bob's wife. She just fell in love with the medicine and left Bob. See how happy she is.
by Fly On The Wall December 30, 2004
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this is my vegetarian body

A phrase used by the Grand Cuck Lord, Onision, in his YouTube video 'Me And My Zits (My Vegetarian Body Pt. 1)'. The extract in which he exclaims this phrase can still be seen on most B-list meme pages on Facebook, usually in the form of distortion or ear-rape.
Regular person explaining to another: "Onision exclaimed "This is my vegetarian body" in his video", what a cuck.

Onision: "This is my vegetarian... BODYYYYYYY!!!! *inaudible screaming*"
by Kenno_ January 3, 2017
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This is your black Friday come early.

An event kind of like a blue moon, something that doesn't happen very often.

An offer that you can't let go cuz it won't be as good of an offer the next time, if it's even there.
A really hot male or female who is way out of your league that you've admired all your life is a little bit tipsy at a party. And suddenly they find you attractive.

Dude, Sheila is all over me.

You better take advantage of that, this is your Black Friday come early.
by Beechu November 26, 2010
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this is fucking retarded

A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014
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This is so sad

A phrase usually followed by "Alexa? Play despacito"
*At a funeral*
Man 1: F
Man 2: F indeed
Man 1: this is so sad, Alexa? play despacite
Alexa: Playing despacito
by 11th grade no-body October 9, 2019
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This is not the beat

This isn't what it is, its not what's up, happening etc.
You don't like whatever is going on.
*fuckin a girl in the car*

Girl: its hot as fuck in here
Boy:yeah man I know I'm sweatin like crazy

Boiy and Girl: man this is not the beat!
by The Baddest Bitch in the world November 7, 2010
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this is our land

a typo in the script of the movie avatar where they were supposed to say "this is Sparta!
"this is our land" was the worst waste of a perfect movie moment
by lykuid April 22, 2011
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