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Kris Wu

It is a popular adjective for small toothpick-like penis on Weibo (a Chinese social media platform).

It was created by Weibo users based on the recent rape allegations towards the popular singer/actor Kris Wu. According to one of his victim, Kris Wu likes to ask girls he sleeps with whether or not he has a large penis.
Kris: Oops, my penis is too big, sorry if it hurts you.

Doodoo: Oh, don’t worry, it’s very Kris Wu.
by I love Rakan July 18, 2021
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Kris Wu

A Chinese-born Canadian rapper who is popular but not well-acknowledged.

Many people both inside and outside of China, but particularly in China where he is most popular, constantly mock him, even going so far as to go onto youtube (which is blocked in China) and write the nastiest harshest comments about him and make personal attacks against him.

People who hate him are usually just jealous of his success, and dislike him for being a humble, soulful person beneath that 'bad boy' appearance.

The mocking of him online by mostly Chinese netizens has made him all the more popular.
Kris Wu is slick, cool, and coming to a place near you.
by sillyjojo October 14, 2020
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kris roe

Kris Roe is the lead vocals for the band The Ataris, which started in 1995. and he IS the hottest guy alive!!
by Abby Richardson October 1, 2003
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Ultra Kris

Dude, you're so Ultra Kris!
by KUKU March 3, 2008
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Kris Humphries

The best basketball player that ever stepped foot on the court. Better than Jordan and Lebron, he joins the ultimate dream team with Ilgauskas, Scalabrine and Newbie.
I just Hump'd the guy on the court yesterday! Kris Humphries is the best.
by Ronald Stevens December 1, 2010
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Kris mitchell

The cute little sex bomb with an attitude to match cross this fella at your peril. The king/god of elton john.
Iam the Kris Mitchell(elton john) of football.
by Anonymous June 11, 2006
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Kris Wason

A guy from my high school who: a) has too poor taste to possibly be gay, and b) isn't nice enough to be retarded.
by Arie June 11, 2006
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