A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult who has failed miserably in life. These adults long for power over others; but due to serious lack hygine and social skills have been denied this power in both their married and working life. Many people resort to the "Scout Leader" therapy to satisfy their power craving frenzy, as this deluded position of responsibility makes them feel valued.
Guy 1: who's that morbidly obese women, licking chewing gum off the bottom of a hobos shoe, whilst her husband tries to distract her with a Tennis ball.
Guy 2: That's Susan, she's my Scout leader.
Guy 2: That's Susan, she's my Scout leader.
by epf17 August 19, 2012
Get the Scout Leadermug. In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.
by Anal Czar November 1, 2010
Get the Coon Scoutsmug. When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.
P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.
by m055 October 18, 2009
Get the scouting reportmug. To do an act of considerable stupidity, usually revolving around a position of power you gave to yourself. (Such as demotions to exercise said power)
Cat: Hey, did you see Xero? He owns that Starship Troopers Roleplay Community and demoted admins for fun?
Dog: Yeah, he was quite the one to pull a scout.
Dog: Yeah, he was quite the one to pull a scout.
by THATGUYFROMTHATSERVER December 26, 2011
Get the pull a scoutmug. The finger that leads the way and makes sure you don't stick the wrong thing in the wrong hole, or just helps you find any hole.
by socalled March 2, 2015
Get the scout fingermug. When you have to fart but are unsure of if it will smell or not you let out a small fart as a test. The small fart is a Fart Scout.
I am so glad I let out a Fart Scout first because it was rank. I moved to another room to let it rip so I wouldn't make anyone sick.
by Mike67ChevyII February 5, 2012
Get the Fart Scoutmug.