screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

mooch the pooch

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008

The Poops

A type of stomach problem that causes the sufferer to spend hours on the toilet

Jimmy can't come to school today, he has the poops.

by Hx December 26, 2003

fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008

poundin the poon

1. the act of sex/ sexual intercourse

2. an act which is best prformed in the beed room

tom: hey mike you want to chill later

mike: i would man but tina's commin over

tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?

"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"

"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"

by Derrick D March 23, 2006

droppin the kids off at the pool

to defecate, take a shit, drop ass, pinch a loaf, throw the Bud Mud, make gravy, give birth

Man, will you hurry up!! I gotta drop the kids off at the pool!!!

by Tha Rza March 2, 2003

Dropping the Cosby's by the pool

To defecate.

Hey man, I gotta drop the Cosby's off at the pool but I have no TP.

by homebox February 2, 2003