Knot Gunning

The act of placing a hit of coke on your partners Balloon Knot and having them fart it into your nose.

See also "Fart Knocking", "Angel Dusting"

When snorting coke off a strippers ass just isnt enough.

Hey Mike, how did it go with that stripper last night.

Dude she's a total freak, she was Knot Gunning off me all night.

by Elroy the Great November 12, 2011

beef knot

A massive extruding chunk of leathery labia almost penis like vaginal material

Cunt I pulled this bitches pants off for a chew and seen the biggest beef knot ever I didn't know whether to deepthroat it or lick it .

by Coita June 24, 2016

rate of knots

A term to describe something happening quickly

When i had the shits, i was going through toilet paper at a rate of knots

My new facebook page is getting in new fans at a rate of knots!

by jaberdeen90 October 10, 2010

snatch a knot

a phase used to describe dominant male canine mounting behavior, as opposed to mating with a female . The "knot" refers to the dog's erect penis, which is "snatched" painfully from the other dog's rectum when the mounted dog submits. This phrase is used as both an insult and a threat to violently put someone in their place.

Someone should snatch a knot in his/her ass.

by Ms Semantics August 6, 2017

grundle-knot

Tangled mass of hair that is created in the area between your anus and scrotum due to poor wiping, sweat, hygene, and/or rigorous physical activity.

After the weekend camping trip, Steve realized no showers and day-hikes had produced a grundle-knot as tough as a dredlock

by KINGKEN April 28, 2005

dirt knot

Reamed out butt hole that was poorly wiped and has residual poop

He mooned me and I saw his dirt knot winking at me.

by Brilliantballs February 20, 2015

panties in a knot

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.

Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!

by Octopod November 7, 2003