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rusty itch

a reddish-brown genital rash that keeps coming back like the skank you had a booty call with and who won't leave you alone.
Man, I got a rusty itch on my nads that keeps popping up like my ex!
by V.D.Robison May 24, 2010
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tiger's itch

When the sweat runs down your back, into the crack of your arse. Then the chafing starts, followed by the redness.. then the itch... The "there's no socially acceptable, nor non-finger-smelling way to scratch" kind of itch.
I've been working my bollox off all day and worked up a fierce sweat. It's run right down my back and given me the worst case of Tiger's Itch I've ever had!
by IrishSchmirish December 14, 2018
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Otaku Itch

When someone who is not an Otaku but fond of anime/manga feels the need to buy everything related to their favorite anime/manga once it goes out of print. Usually due to a fear of an extreme increase in price.
Oh shit, Bandai dropped Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, I better buy all the DVD from Amazon before their value increases. My Otaku Itch is acting up.
by Anyon September 5, 2013
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Shit Itch

a person or situation that is so Irritating, Aggravating or annoying it makes your shit itch from inside your rectem which causes extrem discomfort as it is imposable to satify an itch that is attached to a turd inside you asshole
Dave is so fucked, he makes my SHIT ITCH!
by dannyjboy December 8, 2010
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scrotial itch

The itching of a man junk when he is in the presence of a fuckable vagina.
As the bitch got naked I began to feel a scrotial itch toward her.
by Schadzmaster April 29, 2005
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buffalo itch

Any itch of the testicular or gooch areas as a result of sexually transmitted diseases, profuse sweating, or chafing.
Ever since I hooked up with that sloot Kari, I have had the nastiest buffalo itch. I should probably get tested.
by Phildo A. August 15, 2008
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Hitler itch

The itch you get right below your nose.Its appearance shows that hitler's evil spirit is possessing you.Only scratching it can get rid of the spirit.
*gets hitler itch*Zing Heil!*scratches it*hi
by the only real ninja here January 26, 2010
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