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Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.
Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
by BShields90 March 27, 2022
mugGet the Mess of a blokemug.

a real bloke

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
mugGet the a real blokemug.

bloke

I wanna marry thatbloke, I have to send cards just.
by bad,good? August 6, 2019
mugGet the blokemug.

Bloke

British/Australian word to describe the calibre of man you have encountered

Every bloke is a man, but not every man is a bloke.

Usually used when describing a man to remember, context depending.
‘This massive bloke just appeared out of nowhere
by Thin Tony July 24, 2023
mugGet the Blokemug.

Bloked Out

Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.
Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home
by Pedro94 November 14, 2022
mugGet the Bloked Outmug.

bloke

Yeah I couldn't sleep last night so I went to see this bloke
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
mugGet the blokemug.

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