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Bloke Nunchuck

When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion
The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck
by The Blokes May 24, 2020
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Bloke

Any ginger named Steve is considered a bloke
Person one: hey look at that ginger over there

Person two: oh yea that’s Steve

Person one: oh he’s such a bloke
by anonymous November 18, 2021
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cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?
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'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis
Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'
by The real big dick billy October 19, 2025
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Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.
Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
by BShields90 March 27, 2022
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a real bloke

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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