Mason

Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.

did you see mason? he needs to work out.

by schoolsucksballs March 1, 2023

mason

mason, he’s nice. he’s very very very short. he’s also very gay

jay: yo who’s that short person over there
Addy: oh that’s mason.

by addy_who? May 17, 2022

Masoned

The act of not pulling out and not wearing a condem while having every std known to existance while your grandpa is raping you

Dude i masoned her last night

by Your loving uncle March 27, 2019

Mason

He isfat and gay and has no style and has blue shoes

Mason

by Mason boy April 4, 2022

masoned

The act of being groped or sexually harrassed.

That guys hands were all over her. She was totally just masoned.

by weroiujdvnd November 28, 2007

Mason

a gay, stupid, autistic,ugly boy

run if you see one

ewwww its sooo ugly

oh that's just mason

by jgffushgiushsjlzx September 15, 2020

Mason

a crackhead
conceited
idiot
rude
honestly doesn't know anything but like to think he does

That guy is so concieted!
Yeah, that's Mason

by yeeto the cheeto March 18, 2020